You know those guys that are charming as shit and are really into you until the next morning and they’ve shut off and want you gone and make you cry? lol im totally that guy
What I'm pretty sure happened last night
“I love you…r pussy”
dear diary today as i was sitting i grunted and it sounded like that song “informer” so i just went with it i don’t know the words besides informer i was sitting on the toilet
For I so love burritos that whosoever should love me shall not suffer burritos from the closer, drive-through taco shop, but shall be blessed with the superior burritos from the inconvenient taco shop forever and ever amen
This is literally Jewish lesbian music
I get tired of seeing pretty things, and then pretty things are boring, and then tumblr is boring
things googled on weed: “eggnog what’s in it”
when I was in high school I hung out with the goth and punk kids mostly, but I wasn’t really, I just liked NIN. There was this fat kid, his last name was Huggins and we called him Huggies and he hated it. He was always listening to manson and writing bad poetry and I didn’t like him. He liked me though. I didn’t talk to him after high school but he friended me on facebook a year...
this woman came to the pharmacy today and her last name was cray and she was
there is nothing worse in this life than a cappella music
that awkward moment when you’re in an open relationship and you go on a second date with this guy and you start to have a panic attack while you’re having sex and the sex isn’t good and you hate that guy and hate the smell of his breath and you fall asleep because you’re exhausted and he can’t cum and you haven’t eaten much and you’re drunk and then you...
I have a parent who is in a passionate marriage I have a parent who is in a business marriage They both seem happy enough so I’d really like for someone who knows for sure to tell me what to do